#!/bin/bash
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# Lapbox ~/.bashrc file ¤ BK
# Last Modified 21 June 2011
# Running on Debian GNU/Linux - Squeeze
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# Colors:
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black='\e[0;30m'
blue='\e[0;34m'
green='\e[0;32m'
cyan='\e[0;36m'
red='\e[0;31m'
purple='\e[0;35m'
brown='\e[0;33m'
lightgray='\e[0;37m'
darkgray='\e[1;30m'
lightblue='\e[1;34m'
lightgreen='\e[1;32m'
lightcyan='\e[1;36m'
lightred='\e[1;31m'
lightpurple='\e[1;35m'
yellow='\e[1;33m'
white='\e[1;37m'
nc='\e[0m'
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# System Information Visible in TerminalFu:
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clear
echo -e "${LIGHTGRAY}";figlet "TerminalFu";
#date +%T|figlet
#echo -e "${white}";ddate
#echo -ne "${cyan}"`date`; echo -e "${cyan}\t"`uname -smr`
#echo -e "${cyan}"; cal -3
#echo "Bask in the Terminal-Fu.  Be the Terminal-Fu" | pv -qL 10
#echo -e "${LIGHTGRAY}";fortune debian-hints
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# Prompt:
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PS1='${debian_chroot:+($debian_chroot)}\[\033[01;32m\]\u@\h\[\033[00m\] $(date +%H:%M) [ \[\033[01;34m\]\w\[\033[00m\] ]:\$ '
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# Sane:
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 if [ "$PS1" ]; then
    xmodmap -e "remove lock = Caps_Lock"
 fi
 export EDITOR=/usr/bin/nano
 export HISTCONTROL=ignoredups:ignorespace
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# Proxy:
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#http_proxy=http://127.0.0.1:8118/
#HTTP_PROXY=$http_proxy
#export http_proxy HTTP_PROXY
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# Aliases:
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alias findbig='find . -type f -exec ls -s {} \; | sort -n -r | head -5'
alias cleanmem='sudo sync && echo 1 > /proc/sys/vm/drop_caches'
alias orphans='sudo deborphan'
alias sleep='sudo /usr/sbin/pm-suspend'
alias update='sudo aptitude update'
alias upgrade='sudo aptitude full-upgrade'
alias cpf='sudo aptitude clean && sudo aptitude purge ~c && sudo aptitude -f install'
alias search='aptitude search'
alias remove='sudo aptitude --purge remove'
alias install='sudo aptitude --without-recommends install'
alias again='sudo shutdown -r now'
alias off='sudo shutdown -h now'
alias show='aptitude show'
alias list='dpkg -L'
alias apps='sudo synaptic'
alias weather='sh ~/.config/scripts/weather.sh -a [b]put your zip code here[/b]'
alias java='/usr/local/jre1.6.0_25/bin/java'
alias terms='sudo cryptsetup luksOpen /dev/sdb1 terms && mount /mnt/terms'
alias closeterms='sudo umount /mnt/terms && sudo cryptsetup luksClose terms'
alias ports='sudo netstat -nape --inet'
alias ping='ping -c 4'
alias ns='sudo netstat -alnp --protocol=inet'
alias router='opera --newtab --nomail http://192.168.1.1 &'
export LS_OPTIONS='--color=auto'
eval "`dircolors`"
alias ls='ls -la $LS_OPTIONS'
alias lx='ls -lXB'
alias lk='ls -lSr'
alias lc='ls -lcr'
alias lu='ls -lur'
alias lr='ls -lR'
alias lt='ls -ltr'
alias lm='ls -al |more'
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# Functions and Scripts:
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   #------------------------------------------////
   # Handy One-Liners:
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function historyawk(){ history|awk '{a[$2]++}END{for(i in a){printf"%5d\t%s\n",a[i],i}}'|sort -nr|head; }
function mktgz() { tar cvzf "${1%%/}.tar.gz"  "${1%%/}/"; }
function lsmac() { sudo ifconfig -a | awk '/HWaddr/ {print $5}' ; }
function my_ps() { ps $@ -u $USER -o pid,%cpu,%mem,bsdtime,command ; }
function pp() { my_ps f | awk '!/awk/ && $0~var' var=${1:-".*"} ; }
function wordnet() { curl dict://dict.org/d:${1}:wn; }
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   # Handy Utility:
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function sitepass() { echo -n "$@" |  md5sum | sha1sum | sha224sum | sha256sum | sha384sum | sha512sum | gzip - | strings -n 1 | tr -d "[:space:]"  | tr -s '[:print:]' | tr '!-~' 'P-~!-O' | rev | cut -b 2-11; history -d $(($HISTCMD-1)); }
function fix() {
if [ -d $1 ]; then
find $1 -type d -exec chmod 755 {} \;
find $1 -type f -exec chmod 644 {} \;
else
echo "$1 is not a directory."
fi
}
function mkcdr() {
    mkdir -p -v $1
    cd $1
}
function stopwatch() {
# copyright 2007 - 2010 Christopher Bratusek
BEGIN=$(date +%s)
while true; do
    NOW=$(date +%s)
    DIFF=$(($NOW - $BEGIN))
    MINS=$(($DIFF / 60))
    SECS=$(($DIFF % 60))
    echo -ne "Time elapsed: $MINS:`printf %02d $SECS`\r"
   done
}
###### lowercase all files in the current directory
function lcfiles() {
	print -n 'Really lowercase all files? (y/n) '
	if read -q ; then
		for i in * ; do
			mv $i $i:l
	done
	fi
}
###### Space removal and lowercases folders in current dir.
function rmspaces() {
    ls | while read -r FILE
        do
        mv -v "$FILE" `echo $FILE | tr ' ' '_' | tr -d '[{}(),\!]' | tr -d "\'" | tr '[A-Z]' '[a-z]' | sed 's/_-_/_/g'`
        done
}
###### Convert the first letter into uppercase letters
function ucfirst() {
      if [ -n "$1" ]; then
          perl -e 'print ucfirst('$1')'
      else
          cat - | perl -ne 'print ucfirst($_)'
      fi
}
function cd()
{
  if [ -n "$1" ]; then
    builtin cd "$@" && ls
  else
    builtin cd ~ && ls
  fi
}
function encrypt ()
{
gpg -ac --no-options "$1"
}
function decrypt ()
{
gpg --no-options "$1"
}
function encfile ()
{
zenity --title="zcrypt: Select a file to encrypt" --file-selection > zcrypt
encryptthisfile=`cat zcrypt`;rm zcrypt
# Use ascii armor
#  --no-options (for NO gui usage)
gpg -acq --yes ${encryptthisfile}
zenity --info --title "File Encrypted" --text "$encryptthisfile has been
encrypted"
}
function decfile ()
{
zenity --title="zcrypt: Select a file to decrypt" --file-selection > zcrypt
decryptthisfile=`cat zcrypt`;rm zcrypt
# NOTE: This will OVERWRITE existing files with the same name !!!
gpg --yes -q ${decryptthisfile}
zenity --info --title "File Decrypted" --text "$encryptthisfile has been
decrypted"
}
function extract()
{
if [ -f "$1" ] ; then
case "$1" in
*.tar.bz2) tar xjf "$1" ;;
*.tar.gz) tar xzf "$1" ;;
*.tar.Z) tar xzf "$1" ;;
*.bz2) bunzip2 "$1" ;;
*.rar) unrar x "$1" ;;
*.gz) gunzip "$1" ;;
*.jar) unzip "$1" ;;
*.tar) tar xf "$1" ;;
*.tbz2) tar xjf "$1" ;;
*.tgz) tar xzf "$1" ;;
*.zip) unzip "$1" ;;
*.Z) uncompress "$1" ;;
*) echo "'$1' cannot be extracted." ;;
esac
else
echo "'$1' is not a file."
fi
}
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   # Handy Network:
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function myip ()
{
lynx -dump -hiddenlinks=ignore -nolist http://checkip.dyndns.org:8245/ | grep "Current IP Address" | cut -d":" -f2 | cut -d" " -f2
}
function portscan()
{
$HOST=127.0.0.1;for((port=1;port<=65535;++port));do echo -en "$port ";if echo -en "open $HOST $port\nlogout\quit" | telnet 2>/dev/null | grep 'Connected to' > /dev/null;then echo -en "\n\nport $port/tcp is open\n\n";fi;done
}
function hostis()   # Get current host related info.
{
    echo -e "\nYou are logged on ${RED}$HOST"
    echo -e "\nAdditionnal information:$NC " ; uname -a
    echo -e "\n${RED}Users logged on:$NC " ; w -h
    echo -e "\n${RED}Current date :$NC " ; date
    echo -e "\n${RED}Machine stats :$NC " ; uptime
    echo -e "\n${RED}Memory stats :$NC " ; free
    my_ip 2>&- ;
    echo -e "\n${RED}Local IP Address :$NC" ; echo ${MY_IP:-"Not connected"}
    echo -e "\n${RED}ISP Address :$NC" ; echo ${MY_ISP:-"Not connected"}
    echo -e "\n${RED}Open connections :$NC "; netstat -pan --inet;
    echo
}
function localnet ()
{
/sbin/ifconfig | awk /'inet addr/ {print $2}'
echo ""
/sbin/ifconfig | awk /'Bcast/ {print $3}'
echo ""
}
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   # Handy Info:
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function fact() {
    dict -d world02 $@
}
function ii()
{
    echo -e "\n${RED}You are logged onto:$NC " ; hostname
    echo -e "\n${RED}Additionnal information:$NC " ; uname -a
    echo -e "\n${RED}Users logged on:$NC " ; w -h
    echo -e "\n${RED}Current date:$NC " ; date
    echo -e "\n${RED}Machine stat:$NC " ; uptime
    echo -e "\n${RED}Disk space:$NC " ; df -h
    echo -e "\n${RED}Memory stats (in MB):$NC " ;
    if [ "$OS" = "Linux" ]; then
        free -m
    elif [ "$OS" = "Darwin" ]; then
        vm_stat
    fi
    echo -e "\n${RED}IPs:$NC " ; ips
}
###### usage:	pronounce "word1" "word2" "word3" "..."
function pronounce() { wget -qO- $(wget -qO- "http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/$@" | grep 'soundUrl' | head -n 1 | sed 's|.*soundUrl=\([^&]*\)&.*|\1|' | sed 's/%3A/:/g;s/%2F/\//g') | mpg123 -; }
function showfile()
{
width=72
for input
do
  lines="$(wc -l < $input | sed 's/ //g')"
  chars="$(wc -c < $input | sed 's/ //g')"
  owner="$(ls -ld $input | awk '{print $3}')"
  echo "-----------------------------------------------------------------"
  echo "File $input ($lines lines, $chars characters, owned by $owner):"
  echo "-----------------------------------------------------------------"
  while read line
    do
      if [ ${#line} -gt $width ] ; then
        echo "$line" | fmt | sed -e '1s/^/  /' -e '2,$s/^/+ /'
      else
        echo "  $line"
      fi
    done < $input
  echo "-----------------------------------------------------------------"
done | more
}
function dirsize()
{
du -shx * .[a-zA-Z0-9_]* 2> /dev/null | \
egrep '^ *[0-9.]*[MG]' | sort -n > /tmp/list
egrep '^ *[0-9.]*M' /tmp/list
egrep '^ *[0-9.]*G' /tmp/list
rm /tmp/list
}
function newest ()
{
find . -mtime -1 -print
}
function upinfo ()
{
echo -ne "${green}$HOSTNAME ${red}uptime is ${cyan} \t ";uptime | awk /'up/ {print $3,$4,$5,$6,$7,$8,$9,$10}'
}
function facts ()
{
wget randomfunfacts.com -O - 2>/dev/null | grep \<strong\> | sed -e "s;^.*<i>\(.*\)</i>.*$;\1;g"
}
function futurama ()
{
curl -sI http://slashdot.org/ | sed -nr 's/X-(Bender|Fry)(.*)/\1\2/p'
}
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# Some original .bashrc contents:
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# If not running interactively, don't do anything
##[ -z "$PS1" ] && return
# make less more friendly for non-text input files, see lesspipe(1)
[ -x /usr/bin/lesspipe ] && eval "$(lesspipe)"
# set variable identifying the chroot you work in (used in the prompt below)
if [ -z "$debian_chroot" ] && [ -r /etc/debian_chroot ]; then
    debian_chroot=$(cat /etc/debian_chroot)
fi